Finished Bonsai Kittens

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Finished bonsai kittens. The site itself has apparently moved locations several times during its history and been banned by several hosting providers. There is an under whealming amount of evidence to support the claim that. Using pyrex we have discovered that many finished bonsai kitten products are ready to be shipped to their new owners in less than the traditional three months. Although there are photographs of cats on the site they do not show a finished bonsai kitten.

The bonsai kitten site displays no actual pictures of the finished product. Okay this is to all the people still perpetuating the bonsai kitten petition. It was made by an mit university student going by the alias of dr. Stop your less than half assed moral crusade and use your brain for a minute.

Bonsai kittens was an internet hoax website claiming that kittens could be made into decorative ornaments by sealing them in glass containers which forced their bodies to mold into various shapes. There are plenty of pictures of kittens in jars which can comfortably accommodate them cats are quite elastic and can. Instead they depict cats in or behind unsealed jars. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel.

At bonsai kitten we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. A trenchant parody designed to provoke or a nefarious kitty mutilation. Extraordinary claims must be backed with extraordinary evidence. The site s operating principle was based on japanese bonsai plants which are renowned for their miniature size.

Why not order one from us instead. Nonetheless if you have not filled out the appropriate usda kitticulture forms and received your permit we do not recommend starting your new hobby until you have done so.